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Bike:Van Tuyl
Distance: 25 miles

Proper hard work out. It seems the pace is increasing each week at these sessions with some seriously quick guys setting the pace very fast indeed. I am developing an intense dislike for one of the blokes who goes though. He’s a fucking bellend to put things bluntly. This night he nearly caused one of the biggest pileups I’ve ever seen by completely ignoring the coach’s orders, racing round like a child so he could catch the other group (the coach said if that happens make sure you stay 4 or 5 bike lengths behind them), the guy on the blue line saw his group go under, dropped down to tag on the back and nearly ran smack into this guys group who were way too close. With the pack up above and the two groups of four on the black line the chap had nowhere to go and only just avoided going under everyone’s wheels by lurching back up and accelerating up in front of the main pack.

He complained to the coach at the end quite rightly about this knob head and when the coach told him, he just laughed and thought it was a joke. If I was the coach I’d have made sure he knew it wasn’t a joke that if he pulled a stunt like that again I’d have his accreditation off him. But he’s one of the blue eyed sprinters so everyone smiled about it and it was all forgotten. Cock.